school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

(via pocahantits)


do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

(via seselapod)


i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

(via theyellowbrickroad)


i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via unlaze)


my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

(via unlaze)

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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